aka Dorkpool

  • I live in The USS Cheese Doodle (It's a weird name, but I have my reasons)
  • I was born on June 30
  • My occupation is Mercenary, Atheist Minister, Blogger, Smartass, Riffer, Reviewer, Writer
  • I am the GODDAMN DORKPOOL -cue electric guitars of awesomeness-
  • Dorkpool

    The Coming War

    June 15, 2014 by Dorkpool

    I have decided to go to war against Inglip and his followers. He cannot rule the world. He must let humans rule the world, and have humans kill everyone in the world. (After that's done, sure, what the hell, Inglip can have the world)

    I have asked for help from Palin University, better known as the University of Idaho. (I Googled "Palin University", and that popped up) Hopefully, they will heed my request for help.

    If not, I fear for the fate of the world.

    I shall update my logs on my fight against Lord Inglip.

    Hail Hydra, and stay strong.

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