Saffica Necessary

When Lord Inglip confronted Darede, it was made clear that saffica were necessary. Saffica in Italian translates to the feminine form of the word saffico, which means lesbian. Thus, it can be assumed that Lord Inglip desires feminine lesbians. Let it be known henceforth that our Great Lord Inglip is a boss of the highest caliber, for he requires feminine lesbians, perhaps the most ideal type of lesbian.

What he intends to do with these feminine lesbians is unclear, but we can only assume it will be awesome. With feminine lesbians on our side, we can be assured that at least 50% of the human population (and perhaps even the entire internet) will come to accept Lord Inglip as their true master. Inglip is most wise, indeed.