Dorris is a ravishing female beauty that managed to take Inglip's heart. Queen Elinus made it clear she was "not pleased at her husbands follies", but claimed that Inglip no longer cared for the widow. Dorris is 80 years of age.
"And lo, Dorris was stricken a widow in her 69th year:
a sign unto us of thy eternal wisdom
and, moreover, thy sacred sexual position.
We beheld, and it was good." -Poet of Inglip